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Why not let workers live in the office? (www.thetimes.com)
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[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Well the opposite of eat would be barf, so, "horked the orange"?

Edit: a word

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I thought horking was snorting. Huh. I wonder whether that’s ever led to communication issues.