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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is using nukes gay?

Are you asking for a friend?

It's normally only considered gay if the nuke goes inside you.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, i wish you told me that before last night

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You reversed the polarity so definitely not gay.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago

I mean...
gestures vaguely at Japanese culture