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Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach (wlos.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] acme401@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Real american gun owners have guns everywhere: Shoe gun Belt gun Hat gun Bathroom gun Church gun

[–] Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago

Bra gun too, there was the woman that shot herself in the head while adjusting a gun in her bra

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-woman-fatally-shot-self-while-adjusting-bra-holster/

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Based on the amount of church shootings, church gun isn’t far off…