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[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it was Goya last time. Now, it's Tesla. Soon, it will be Campbell's Soup for all the soup-lines his depression will create.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

And that only pushed me to find home recipes for the few Goya products I used to buy... Have not bought anything Goya in 4-5 years