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[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 82 points 4 weeks ago (13 children)

What is up with that title? I've read it three times and I still don't understand it

[–] Steve 62 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Judge Uses D&D’s Failure To Make Him Worship Satan, To ~~School~~ Teach Florida ~~On~~ About Social Media Moral Panics.

I think that's what they're trying to say

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Guessing they tried to use the more colloquial "to school on," but accidentally created a garden path sentence.

[–] Steve 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Those were my edits, they didn't use both

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yep, caught that right after I posted and made an edit.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago
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