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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

If only there was another proven way of doing this without the risk of serious complications of getting sick.

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[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

It'd be better for the world if I fucked him hard enough in the mouth enough to choke him to death.

[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What a visual

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I know right? I have a beautiful cock and watching it end the life of one of the worst people who exists is amazing.

[–] ookiiBoy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You know what? Good for you my man. I hope it works out.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Same with you my main man. hope everything is good with you too