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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] ton618@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.

You should know.