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Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!
...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?
Piknic
piknic is way better than sonichu
Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!
I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.
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The medallion is also cursed.
We all are.
Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!
Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.
Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.
Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.
You should know.