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how does a pony fire an AK-47?
It pulls the trigger. Duh.
You might be overthinking it.
Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.
Okay, that's enough Internet for me today.
I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know
Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify
Ok, now do Fallout: the Care Bears.
Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.
Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah
AK, in Fallout world? Pffft
The "chinese assault rifle" from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.
It pretty much is tbh
They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.