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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

tesla must be loving their image shifting from a "cool tech company" to a brand only loved by insufferable partisan pricks.

[–] immutable@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago

Brand that old uncool politicians go on tv and beg people to buy.

Good thing American consumers love desperation.