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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He forgot the Golden Rule.

Never bet on a fucking Nazi.

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Never bet on a fucking Nazi

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never try to invade Russia during winter

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

Unless you're the Mongols of course.