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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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And I thought they were supposed to be shying away from fossil fuels.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, probably a lot of Rittenhouse wannabes out there who wanna test the limits of castle doctrine.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (3 children)

yes, but this is a whole new monster..

  1. someone shoots a person who's defacing their Cybertruck
  2. they're convicted of murder because it's proven they bought the vehicle specifically to bait a victim
  3. Trump pardons them

i defy you to tell me that this isn't INEVITABLE.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Man I don't even think step two would happen before trump pardons them. The US is so fucked.

EDIT: As an example of what you said, a sociopath who has recently bought a Tesla is the fucking president of the US

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He can't pardon in state levels yet, they're testing that in Wisconsin.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

What do you mean by this? My searching isn't bringing up any such cases, just Wisconsinites charged with Jan 6 crimes getting pardoned, so I'd be keen to read about it.

Edit: Did you mean Minnesota? https://thehill.com/homenews/5180269-trump-derk-chauvin-pardon/

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, not like that. I meant being in control of state government.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What like overriding state law and trying to order a state prison to release someone? I don't get how that relates back to Wisconsin, what's happening there?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Murder ia basically always handled at the state level, so Trump would not have power to pardon that crime.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He doesnt have the power to do lots of things he is doing.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tell you what's more likely? DeSantis or one of those babyfuckers will do it.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

DeSantis was supposed to be the next Trump. He's way too butthurt to help out like that.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world -4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What does Elmo taste like, dick rider?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Makes more sense than your other musk drivel !

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

may i ask which "other musk drivel" you're talking about? i've clearly rustled your jimmies, but i still cun't figure out why

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I'm particularly incensed at the one where you talk as if musk was a flawed demi-god, and that even though millions will suffer by his actions, you think he'll come good somehow. The one where you persistently referred to him as a "trillionaire". CBF searching for it right now, but YOU will have handy bookmarks to your own comments. Other than that, don't sea-lion me, sea-lion !

Sealioning (also sea-lioning and sea lioning) is a type of trolling or harassment that consists of pursuing people with relentless requests for evidence, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity ("I'm just trying to have a debate"), and feigning ignorance of the subject matter.[5][6][7][8] It may take the form of "incessant, bad-faith invitations to engage in debate",[9] and has been likened to a denial-of-service attack targeted at human beings.

Edit: "cun't" LOL. You have that word, along with "musk" on your brain. Unironically, they're a great match :)

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

please just reply with all of this to that comment. that's where that discussion is happening.

you and i don't disagree. you're talking about a post where i mused about what we could do if we chose embracing him instead of eschewing him. i understand that you think that he doesn't deserve any grace, but is that really any reason to stalk me this way?

all that said, i love the engagement, but i really don't want to damage you if you're in a delicate state. i mean this earnestly. it's all good if you want to keep fucking around and garnering notoriety, but i'm not gaining anything from it and i don't want it to continue if it's really only going to end up hurting people.

(edit: fuck you!)

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Don't patronize me, sea-lion!

Edit: You're unravelling, sea-lion.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

do you have a patreon? i'd glady subscribe. i love hate-paying for stuff

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unlike you, I don't want any of Elmo's money, sea-lion.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

is "sea-lion" the new "fetch" now or something?

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I sent you the definition. Maybe, actually read it?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

i know full well what you mean. i think it's best for everyone else to know how crazy you are, though, too.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

if i'm the idiot that you suppose i am, then i guess i'll have to hear it again. what is a "sea-lion"?