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Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?
Wait, isn't this how everyone does WFH lunch?
I knew I was forgetting something... Need to find my blender.
...For the milkshake, right?
Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.
What's not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That's the part that's not ok
Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!
I'm not in favor of it/can't speak from experience, but wouldn't it work better on the sandwich?
Depends on how much you care about stealth.