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As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face) (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A much better deal than handing $5M to US Government. Just buy or start a restaurant, theoretically returning a fair ROI. But losing less than $5M should be easy.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Having watched kitchen nightmares, it's pretty easy to lose that kinda money on a restaurant too