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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

trump chooses people like pam bondi, because it looks his daughter.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's why he married his wife. Dude really wants to fuck his daughter. In fact so does his best friend vince mcmahon