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[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The reason programmers are cooked isn't because AI can do the job, bit because idiots in leadership have decided that it can.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
  1. Programmers invent AI
  2. Executives use AI to replace programmers
  3. Executives rehire programmers for thousands of dollars an hour to fix AI mistakes.

Bro you can’t say that out loud, don’t give away the long game

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So this. Just because it can't do the job doesn't mean they won't actually replace you with it.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of all the desk jobs, programmers are least likely to be doing bullshit jobs that it doesn't matter if it's done by a glorified random number generator.

Like I never heard a programmer bemoan that they do all this work and it just vanishes into a void where nobody interacts with it.

The main complaint is that if they make one tiny mistake suddenly everybody is angry and it's your fault.

Some managers are going to have some rude awakenings.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

I'm honestly really surprised to hear this. Not a professional programmer and have never acquired a full-time job, but it was still my impression that tons of code just gets painstakingly developed, then replaced, dropped, or lost in the couch cushions, based on how I've seen and heard of most organizations operating lol.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is exactly what rips at me, being a low-level artist right now. I know Ai will only be able to imitate, and it lacks a "human quality." I don't think it can "replace artists."

...But bean-counters and executives, who have no grasp of art, marketing to people who also don't understand art, can say it's "good enough" and they can replace artists. And society seems to sway with "The Market", which serves the desires of the wealthy.

I point to how graphic design departments have been replaced by interns with a Canva subscription.

I'm not going to give up art or coding, of course. I'm stubborn and driven by passion and now sheer spite. But it's a constant, daily struggle, getting bombarded with propaganda and shit-takes that the disciplines you've been training your whole life to do "won't be viable jobs."

And yet the work that "isn't going anywhere" is either back-breaking in adverse conditions (hey, power to people that dig that lol) and/or can't afford you a one-bedroom.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

At the end of the day, they still want their shit to work. It does, however, make things very uncomfortable in the mean time.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Meanwhile, idiot leadership jobs are the best suited to be taken over by AI.