The reason programmers are cooked isn't because AI can do the job, bit because idiots in leadership have decided that it can.
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- Programmers invent AI
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Bro you canβt say that out loud, donβt give away the long game
So this. Just because it can't do the job doesn't mean they won't actually replace you with it.
Of all the desk jobs, programmers are least likely to be doing bullshit jobs that it doesn't matter if it's done by a glorified random number generator.
Like I never heard a programmer bemoan that they do all this work and it just vanishes into a void where nobody interacts with it.
The main complaint is that if they make one tiny mistake suddenly everybody is angry and it's your fault.
Some managers are going to have some rude awakenings.
I'm honestly really surprised to hear this. Not a professional programmer and have never acquired a full-time job, but it was still my impression that tons of code just gets painstakingly developed, then replaced, dropped, or lost in the couch cushions, based on how I've seen and heard of most organizations operating lol.
At the end of the day, they still want their shit to work. It does, however, make things very uncomfortable in the mean time.
This is exactly what rips at me, being a low-level artist right now. I know Ai will only be able to imitate, and it lacks a "human quality." I don't think it can "replace artists."
...But bean-counters and executives, who have no grasp of art, marketing to people who also don't understand art, can say it's "good enough" and they can replace artists. And society seems to sway with "The Market", which serves the desires of the wealthy.
I point to how graphic design departments have been replaced by interns with a Canva subscription.
I'm not going to give up art or coding, of course. I'm stubborn and driven by passion and now sheer spite. But it's a constant, daily struggle, getting bombarded with propaganda and shit-takes that the disciplines you've been training your whole life to do "won't be viable jobs."
And yet the work that "isn't going anywhere" is either back-breaking in adverse conditions (hey, power to people that dig that lol) and/or can't afford you a one-bedroom.
Meanwhile, idiot leadership jobs are the best suited to be taken over by AI.
AI is fucking so useless when it comes to programming right now.
They can't even fucking do math. Go make an AI do math right now, go see how it goes lol. Make it a, real world problem and give it lots of variables.
I have Visual Studio and decided to see what copilot could do. It added 7 new functions to my game with no calls or feedback to the player. When I tested what it did ...it used 24 lines of code on a 150 line .CS to increase the difficulty of the game every time I take an action.
The context here is missing but just imagine someone going to Viridian forest and being met with level 70s in pokemon.
everytime i see a twitter screenshot i just know im looking at the dumbest people imaginable
Except for those comedy accounts. Some of those takes are sheer genius lol.
Know a guy who tried to use AI to vibe code a simple web server. He wasn't a programmer and kept insisting to me that programmers were done for.
After weeks of trying to get the thing to work, he had nothing. He showed me the code, and it was the worst I've ever seen. Dozens of empty files where the AI had apparently added and then deleted the same code. Also some utter garbage code. Tons of functions copied and pasted instead of being defined once.
I then showed him a web app I had made in that same amount of time. It worked perfectly. Never heard anything more about AI from him.
AI is very very neat but like it has clear obvious limitations. I'm not a programmer and I could tell you tons of ways I tripped Ollama up already.
But it's a tool, and the people who can use it properly will succeed.
I'm not saying ita a tool for programmers, but it has uses
I think its most useful as an (often wrong) line completer than anything else. It can take in an entire file and just try and figure out the rest of what you are currently writing. Its context window simply isn't big enough to understand an entire project.
That and unit tests. Since unit tests are by design isolated, small, and unconcerned with the larger project AI has at least a fighting change of competently producing them. That still takes significant hand holding though.
I've used them for unit tests and it still makes some really weird decisions sometimes. Like building an array of json objects that it feeds into one super long test with a bunch of switch conditions. When I saw that one I scratched my head for a little bit.
Funny. Every time someone points out how god awful AI is, someone else comes along to say "It's just a tool, and it's good if someone can use it properly." But nobody who uses it treats it like "just a tool." They think it's a workman they can claim the credit for, as if a hammer could replace the carpenter.
Plus, the only people good enough to fix the problems caused by this "tool" don't need to use it in the first place.
But nobody who uses it treats it like "just a tool."
I do. I use it to tighten up some lazy code that I wrote, or to help me figure out a potential flaw in my logic, or to suggest a "better" way to do something if I'm not happy with what I originally wrote.
It's always small snippets of code and I don't always accept the answer. In fact, I'd say less than 50% of the time I get a result I can use as-is, but I will say that most of the time it gives me an idea or puts me on the right track.
Co"worker" spent 7 weeks building a simple C# MVC app with ChatGPT
I think I don't have to tell you how it went. Lets just say I spent more time debugging "his" code than mine.
I will give it this. It's been actually pretty helpful in me learning a new language because what I'll do is that I'll grab an example of something in working code that's kind of what I want, I'll say "This, but do X" then when the output doesn't work, I study the differences between the chatGPT output & the example code to learn why it doesn't work.
It's a weird learning tool but it works for me.
I tried out the new copilot agent in VSCode and I spent more time undoing shit and hand holding than it would have taken to do it myself
Things like asking it to make a directory matching a filename, then move the file in and append _v1 would result in files named simply "_v1" (this was a user case where we need legacy logic and new logic simultaneously for a lift and shift).
When it was done I realized instead of moving the file it rewrote all the code in the file as well, adding several bugs.
Granted I didn't check the diffs thoroughly, so I don't know when that happened and I just reset my repo back a few cookies and redid the work in a couple minutes.
I do enjoy the new assistant in JetBrains tools, the one that runs locally. It truly helps with the trite shit 90% of the time. Every time I tried code gen AI for larger parts, it's been unusable.
It works quite nice as autocomplete
"Programmers are cooked," he says in reply to a post offering six figures for a programmer
A person who hasn't debugged any code thinks programmers are done for because of "AI".
Oh no. Anyways.
Tinfoil hat time:
That Ace account is just an alt of the original guy and rage baiting to give his posting more reach.
Counter-tinfoil hat time:
That Ace account is an AI.
AI isn't ready to replace just about anybody's job, and probably never will be technically, economically or legally viable.
That said, the c-suit class are certainly going to try. Not only do they dream of optimizing all human workers out of every workforce, they also desperately need to recoup as much of the sunk cost that they've collectively dumped into the technology.
Take OpenAI for example, they lost something like $5,000,000,000 last year and are probably going to lose even more this year. Their entire business plan relies on at least selling people on the idea that AI will be able to replace human workers. The minute people realize that OpenAI isn't going to conquer the world, and instead end up as just one of many players in the slop space, the entire bottom will fall out of the company and the AI bubble will burst.
People who think AI will replace X job either don't understand X job or don't understand AI.
It's both.
This is the correct answer.
For basically everyone at least 9 in 10 people you know are... bless their hearts...not winning a nobel prize any time soon.
My wife works a people-facing job, and I could never do it. Most people don't understand most things. That's not to say most people don't know anything, but there are not a lot of polymaths out and about.
Yeah DHH is a problematic person to root for.
THAT is the message you took from all this? What you're going to root for the smug ignorant asshole?
I'm a software engineer, and I hate AI. DHH is a smug ignorant asshole, but I will always root against AI.
English isnβt my first language, so I often use translation services. I feel like using them is a lot like vibe coding β very useful, but still something that needs to be checked by a human.
It's even funnier because the guy is mocking DHH. You know, the creator of Ruby on Rails. Which 37signals obviously uses.
I know from experience that a) Rails is a very junior developer friendly framework, yet incredibly powerful, and b) all Rails apps are colossal machines with a lot of moving parts. So when the scared juniors look at the apps for the first time, the senior Rails devs are like "Eh, don't worry about it, most of the complex stuff is happening on the background, the only way to break it if you genuinely have no idea what you're doing and screw things up on purpose." Which leads to point c) using AI coding with Rails codebases is usually like pulling open the side door of this gargantuan machine and dropping in a sack of wrenches in the gears.