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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] griD@feddit.org 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

PBS should air Star Trek 24/7 then. The TNG/DS9/VOY preferably.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago (7 children)

😬 pretty easy to side with the Cardassians for someone like Trump...

[–] griD@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

The monkey paw will curl, damn :(

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

trump would probably claim the wormhole as the 51st state and claim he's friends with the jem'hadar

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ok, so we take out DS9. But TNG on repeat for sure.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, but he will order people to refer to him as the Great Nagos.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

*Grand Nagus

[–] nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

By executive order Section 31 is formed. CIA director raises eyebrow in contempt.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

He'd get a kick outta their legal system...

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

pbs should air all the presidents men 24/7