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AI will replace programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is when the AI, in a microsecond, decided to destroy the human race.

[–] astronaut_sloth@mander.xyz 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, I don't really blame the AI.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

This is why we definitely shouldn’t rewrite the nuclear launch software. A project manager could unintentionally push a programmer into justifiably ending the fucking planet.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's when you load all middle managers onto a spaceship and send them off under the guise of colonising a new world.