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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day (www.vanityfair.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 48 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

He's just sharing his various worm parasites with them ❤️

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They are now part of the collective.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 21 hours ago

System Shock 2 was training for the coming helminth apocalypse

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 20 hours ago

Pretty sure he got that from eating rancid meat in the Amazon