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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day (www.vanityfair.com)
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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

He should just come out and announce that he worships Nurgle.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 12 hours ago

I say this every thread he is in. Like how is all the news with him nurgle cultist playback. Dude even sounds possessed by a warp demon.