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[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 10 points 4 days ago (13 children)
[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

You're literally made of iron

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 4 days ago

You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

It's liqud iron.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The breakfast cereal

[–] Sal@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Permanently magnetized

[–] iCy619@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

All your joints are rusted up because you've never properly dried yourself as a kid.

Crippling alcoholism.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

but you physically have a iron defficancy so when you try to fly you just pass out

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Subscription fees apply, and they're higher if you don't get the ad revenue tier.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So just the comic version lol.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago

someone says they're ironman they gotta deal with the consequences lol