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I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
Stack overflow won't load while time is paused.
I would still pause time, and just chill there
Still useful. Even if you only get like 10% more time during working periods that's still a nice boost. Especially if you're salaried.
Bruh you would use this to increase profits for your boss?
I would use this to develop software in my own time and sell it direct, or start a company and make money for myself.
Getting done with my work 10% faster means I have more free time. It's not the complicated. If you're hourly or self employed then the amount of time you work is more directly correlated with your pay than when your salaried. On a salary you get an amount of work to complete and are expected to complete it, however long it takes. Time manipulation abilities give you more bang for your buck in that scenario. If you're hourly it's actively worse. Good luck experiencing more time while a clock doesn't move and billing for it. If you're selling your work directly then you still have to complete more things to get more cash. I'm more interested in improving my quality of life by getting more free time.
Like if I could work twice as fast, I don't wanna do twice as much work in a day. I'd rather work 8 hours and have 20 hours of off time than work 16 hours and have 16 hours of off time.
Air also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.
Your code always crashes. Always.
You can only write 'hello world'
The code can only be written in VB.Net.