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I've been playing a good amount of disc golf lately. Why not a disc shape?
Make these Bionicle disk launchers but military sized.
Bruh bionicles were the shit I’d forgotten!
You know how you can throw a frisbee at an angle that makes it come back to you in a straight line?
An angle that you can easily hit if you try to throw out of a trench...
Add some LEDs and feel like you’re playing Tron instead of killing people.
Stacks nicely in a backpack? You know how much crap goes in a medium ruck? How's Jenkins gonna find my stash of disk nades under my spare ammo and 'field stripped' MREs? No, I need my grenades quick access, on my chest next to the repurposed saw pouch full of rip-its.
Okay, but how about both? 2 discs in the backpack (or medium ruck if you want to be german about it) and a waist of ball nades. Then you have options!
No. 4 is proof that you really are a disc golfer.