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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

Did he find him at the Four Seasons?

Thing is though, headline means nothing; I used to run a landscaping business and work in retail back in college, so I’d probably fit that description too. All it means is the guy knows how to actually work.

Although at 22, there isn’t really enough passage of time for useful management experience.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago (2 children)

a 22-year-old doesn't know shit about preventing terrorism I don't care what the fuck their background is

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Gardening and grocery store assistant.

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