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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Did he find him at the Four Seasons?

Thing is though, headline means nothing; I used to run a landscaping business and work in retail back in college, so I’d probably fit that description too. All it means is the guy knows how to actually work.

Although at 22, there isn’t really enough passage of time for useful management experience.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (2 children)

a 22-year-old doesn't know shit about preventing terrorism I don't care what the fuck their background is

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago

Guarantee you that you're giving them too much credit by assuming they're trying to prevent terrorism. They need someone with the ability and capacity to make sure the militias get the assistance they need.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Gardening and grocery store assistant.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

That is his entire resume though. It's not a "back in college" thing when you are fresh out of college.

[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Yeah, the focus the landscaping part is weird. It seems more relevant to me that 5 years ago, he was in high school, rather than that he did landscaping.

He’s 22 so the recent work experience being unrelated to running counter terror is relevant

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

At 22, he didn't even live through 9/11.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah, the headline means plenty... It means that he's breathtakingly unqualified to hold the position he's been given, just like you would have been as well. Though it sounds like you might actually have the sense to recognize that and (hopefully) wouldn't have taken such a position, thereby endangering the population at large.