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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon confesses a secret (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Bro, we ran out of wet wipes days ago. Fucking stop leaving crusty fingerprints on my screen or I’m setting your background to your dad and dipping your phone in my cum jar.”

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cumjar …jfc. On the other hand, cool band name.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's an old reddit maybe even 4chan meme lol

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Cumbox was worse