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[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago

"So, when did you first notice this feeling, this emptiness?"

"Well, I was on my first adventure, had the party all together. We'd been on the road for a year when it happened...."

"It?"

"Well, the Paladin and the Warlock were arguing again... I stepped away because I don't like conflicts like that. The Cleric was standing up with the Paladin, the Rogue was getting ready to just slit all their throats, and then this... This voice from the sky said 'Rocks fall, everyone arguing dies'. I was the only one left..."

"Ah, yes, well, the basic Adventurers Guild insurance package doesn't cover Acts of the Elder God, Gee-Em. They get really angry when we try to fix things they did..."