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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idk, I've never been stung by a bee. I might be deathly allergic, but I have no idea.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get an appointment with an allergologue, they will sting you with a bunch of differents compounds to see which ones make you react. Then you'll know for sure whether or not you can afford to be a beellionaire

Google tells me the word is in fact allergist

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I've been stung randomly twice, and once in a library right on my neck when someone swatted it away and it got stuck in my hair. Best to find it sooner than later.