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Pizza orders near Pentagon surge before Israel-Iran attack (www.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 20 hours ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 177 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Not confining its analysis to pizza, the account noted three hours later that a gay bar near the Pentagon had “abnormally low traffic for a Thursday night,” and said this probably pointed to “a busy night at the Pentagon.”

Lol.