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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 29 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day or however the saying goes.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world -1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Usually this clock isn't even ~~wrong~~ RIGHT that often

EDIT: WRONG WORD 🤮

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

But she also ain’t LEFT either.

Mtg really is like their own unique gender.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Someone really had to go and identify as an actual fucking problem. Damn monkey's paw.