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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

String a: new String()

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

=?

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"" most likely

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I meant that it should probably be:

String a = new String()

[–] BehindTheBarrier@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"".to_string() probably

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 1 points 3 months ago

I am not married to any particular language's syntax choices but sure if we want to play "make it feel like C++":

std::cpp26::string a : std::cpp26::make_unique( std::cpp26::string{} );

I could try and pass it through a number of iostreams or a to_array conversion to see if I can push a to_string() in somewhere...