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✨ new tech bingo ✨ (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 115 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I was looking for "buzzword soup website doesn't say what the product fucking does"

Maybe that wouldn't fit in a square

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
Isn't legal in the EU

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It's that or "it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use" - doesn't explain the changes