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Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated (www.the-independent.com)

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The earnest of being Frank's.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Been there. One month my mother brought home tabasco peppers. They, uh, tasted just like that. If I didn't have, 12+1+5+3+4+3 uh 28 different hot sauces and mustards to tide me over until we could go to the store

Edit 29 forgot the Vidalia onion/cascabella one