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Nestle Petitions To Cancel ‘Seattle Strong’ Coffee Trademark, Arguing It Owns Seattle (www.techdirt.com)
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[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm surprised Behind the Bastards hasn't covered them yet.

[–] ordinarylove@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

legit 3 part episode idea here

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only 3??

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • Nestle, Part 1: Bad for your Food
  • Nestle, Part 2: Bad for your Water
  • Nestle, Part 3: Bad for your Shelter
[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nestle, Part 4: Bad for your Planet

Nestle, Part 5: Literal Slavery

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