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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 105 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (20 children)

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

[–] philpo@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it is any consolation for anyone: He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did I miss something that happened?

[–] philpo@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

It's a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed. Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.

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