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Strange way to call Pandora a harlot.
Although, like, okay, this does raise an interesting question.
What if the gods made this like unbelievably attractive beautiful hoochie mama, and told all the world, "Don't fuck this one girl, and you'll be fine", and then somebody went and had sex with the girl, only to find out that her hymen was, ha ha ha, I can't even say it, that her hymen was the lock on Pandora's box, and when somebody put their dick in there, they let out all of the syphilis and herpes and gonorrhea and HIV and chlamydia like a nuclear bomb went off on that guy's penis and testicles, they just immediately eroded like Alien acid was sprayed on it.
I was using voice to text for this, and sorry that it rambles, but I'm just gonna keep it the way it was, cause holy shit, that's a hilarious fucking mental picture of a guy just... getting his dick blown off by some fire-ass pussy
Vagina dentata!