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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

9kg is around 20 pounds. what, did he have a kettlebell as a pendant?

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the answers to all your questions lie in the article you didn't read

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The article doesn't really answer much about the necklace though. I want to see a picture of it and understand why the fuck someone would wear it. Like "for weigh training" but what the fuck is he exercising on a random day in the hospital.

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Great! Could you kindly extract them to further our article-non-reading habits?