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[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And how is your team working on integrating AI into you codebase?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Iunno. If you need me, I’ll be in the shitter.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 2 months ago

It's called X now.

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Fired. You can reapply at a 100% pay increase in 2 weeks.

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Plot twist, they produce and sell mulch and fertilizer.