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After silently judging as I scrolled through posts riddled with hot takes from 5 years ago I thought...

What are your hottest takes about how the NBA will look 5 years from now? (Go wild with your guesses, nobody will be judging you......)

My hot takes are

  1. Josh Giddy will be in the MVP race
  2. The Booklyn Nets will have either made or won the finals due to Bridges and Ben Simmons showing out
  3. LeBron will continue to refuse to retire, while still putting up 18/4/4. And will blame it on wanting to play with his wife's uncles barbers daughters stepson 17 years from now.
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[–] durmduke@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. Wemby eats Shaq dipped in ghost pepper salsa and becomes the greatest rapper of all time.
  2. LaMelo gets married and takes his wife’s surname, Dribble.
  3. LeBron is still in the league as his son’s personal mental health and diet coach. Neither wins an award for best father-son duo.
  4. Seattle finally gets a team: the Seattle Thunder.
  5. Kevin Durant is found alive after missing for several years. They find him on the back of a Greyhound. He’s mildly coherent but his fingertips are singed off and he keeps mumbling about Westbrook and dynasties.
[–] NonSpicySamosa@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Lamelo Dribble-Ball