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Surveillance-Minded Parents Can Now Hide AirTags In Kids Shoes (futurism.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm not concerned with tracking where my kids are with these, but tracking their shoes sounds kinda useful. Average daily conversation in my house:

"Where are you shoes?"
"I don't know?"
"You were just in the middle of putting them on!?!!"
"Yeah but... I can't find them now."
"How? You had them in your hands?!?"
"That was, um, before I got distracted."
"*sigh* Let's go try and find them."

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are your kids smoking weed?

[–] spectre@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, kids are just like this

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

ADHD is a hell of a drug