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An Amiga 386sx running Windows 3.11 and Office 97, and EarthLink dial up on a Hayes 2600 baud modem.
Oh, so marginally better performance than today's windows 11 machines! Don't make me salivate!
Maybe if he’s good, they’ll give him a US Robotics 9600.
When I was a lot younger I bought a US Robotics modem marked as 28.8k that actually connected at 33.6k, man I was so happy about a few k.
I remember those. That few extra k would download those Pirate Bay files pronto quick for back then.
Modems are a big no-no.
Maybe they will give him an acoustically coupled modem connection and make him screetch into it to connect
No, they're specifically disabling all network connectivity.
They can't keep him from beeping and booping and whirring into a handset, can they?
Where is he gonna get a handset?
Also, it's really hard to vocalize anything past 300 baud
Amiga…Windows…
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