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cross-posted from: https://piefed.ca/post/137948

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 26 points 5 days ago (5 children)

'it is likely the type of vehicles used by the enemy may transition to Tesla Cyber trucks'

Please explain your reasoning in great detail and at length. Go on. We'll wait.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

What if a civil war breaks out and the army isn't on the side of the fascists?

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure whatever the AF are intending to 'test' will work just fine on the few CTs that might still be operational six months hence, prior testing or not. We're talking about a car that can be stopped in its tracks by light snowfall or being left outside in mild rain. I'm no expert, but somehow I don't think a quick burst of 30 mm PGU-14/B armor-piercing incendiary rounds or a Hellfire missile will experience any issues.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Of course realistically this serves no purpose other than transferring some money from the DOD to Musk. But we can try to make up some slightly less depressing explanation...

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