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Hypothetically I have a magical power to score 2 points in an NBA game at 100% rate. No more no less. Do I deserve an NBA contract and what is the salary of said contract. (alien.top)

submitted 2 years ago by frozteh@alien.top to c/nba@nba.space

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I'm still me, 5'9, out of shape. But I discover I have this ability to score 2 points, anytime I have the ball in my hands and get get a shot off, backwards, granny style anything. It's good. Now I've had a discussion with my friends. One says I wouldn't get a contract, I believe I'm worth than minimum. I think my value would be coming into on games decided by a final possession. That should be able to shift the outcome of at least, The negatives? You may need to use fouls and timeouts to get me out of the game so I don't instantly give that 2 points back. I'm short and slow so if I have an NBA player on me I would almost assuredly be denied the ball.

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[–] sneedmode@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

You’d get a supermax lol.

They’d have you run off a screen or take a handoff and then you’d just throw it up and it would somehow go in (even if it has to bounce off someone’s hand).

You’d be dogshit on defense but you wouldn’t give up a guaranteed 2 points every play and scoring in halfcourt every single play is still not super easy especially when I can just load up on elite defensive players (what’s the point of offensive guys when I have a guaranteed 2 points per possession).