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TRASH TALK THREAD: THE SEASON IS BACK AND YOUR TEAM SUCKS! (alien.top)

submitted 11 months ago by WestleyThe@alien.top to c/nba@nba.space

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Another long season starts today so let’s kick this off

As a fan of the Seattle Supersonics I am in a unique position to tell you that YOUR team SUCKS and is gonna disappoint this year and all you can say is I don’t have a team

Talk your shit

EDIT: my real shit talk is the Knicks are a playin team this year and lose the game

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[–] TheKidPresident@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (6 children)

MODS COULDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PIN THIS POST OVER THE POST GAME CHATS THAT GET 6 COMMENTS A WEEK

[–] Burner_for_design@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The first draft for this comment was a pencil drawing of electrified kittens

[–] Long_Chance3583@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

-THE KNICKS ARE RAN BY A LA BASED TALENT AGENCY

-YALL TOOK CAA CLIENT OBI OVER HALI THEN SHIPPED HIM AFTER HE RAN A TOTAL OF 44 ROLLS TO THE RIM

-RANDLE ONLY GETS AWARDS BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN NY

-RJ ONLY GETS RATED BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN NY

-YOUR ENTIRE FANDOM IS SO DESPERATE FOR SUCCESS YOU CELEBRATE EARLY SEASON WINS LIKE THEY ARE THE FINALS

-YALL GOT DAD DICKED BY A 6’ BALD POINT GUARD AND CANT GET OVER IT

-KNICKS FANS CLEARLY HAVE A HOMOEROTIC OBSESSION WITH TOM BRADY

[–] Sir_BarlesCharkley@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"THE ONLY TWO JAZZ PLAYERS WORTH TALKING ABOUT ARE BOTH SHITBAG LOSERS AND THATS A TREMENDOUSLY GENEROUS DESCRIPTION"

Imagine disrespecting Pat Bev like this, smh

[–] Briggity_Brak@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a great deal of respect calling him one of the two players on the team worth talking about

[–] gwease23@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

God damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–] BettisBus@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Knicks haven't had an MVP since 1970 despite being in New fucking York.
Jalen Brunson looks like Patrick Star's "Who you callin' pinhead" face.
Randle sucks every other season, and if last was his good season, then Knicks tears gonna be extra sweet this season.
NY's housing crisis is due to shitty NIMBY policies kneecapping its own growth. Embarrassment of a major country's city. No wonder you left.
RJ Barrett is has the talent ceiling of Tobias Harris with the ego of Julius Caesar.
Quickey is to Mega Bloks what Tyrese Maxey is to Legos.
Obi Toppin is about to ball out with a real point guard and not some Easter Island statue looking motherfucker.
Thibs looks like Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet.

Hope you're enjoying Philly!

[–] KangorKodos@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

-VANCOUVER IS NOT A BASKETBALL CITY AND THE GRIZZ HAVE LEFT IN 99.999% OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

Ok hold up, why would you even do this to us.