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Another long season starts today so let’s kick this off

As a fan of the Seattle Supersonics I am in a unique position to tell you that YOUR team SUCKS and is gonna disappoint this year and all you can say is I don’t have a team

Talk your shit

EDIT: my real shit talk is the Knicks are a playin team this year and lose the game

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[–] TheKidPresident@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

MODS COULDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PIN THIS POST OVER THE POST GAME CHATS THAT GET 6 COMMENTS A WEEK

[–] Sir_BarlesCharkley@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"THE ONLY TWO JAZZ PLAYERS WORTH TALKING ABOUT ARE BOTH SHITBAG LOSERS AND THATS A TREMENDOUSLY GENEROUS DESCRIPTION"

Imagine disrespecting Pat Bev like this, smh

[–] Briggity_Brak@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a great deal of respect calling him one of the two players on the team worth talking about

[–] gwease23@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

God damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–] BettisBus@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
  • Knicks haven't had an MVP since 1970 despite being in New fucking York.

  • Jalen Brunson looks like Patrick Star's "Who you callin' pinhead" face.

  • Randle sucks every other season, and if last was his good season, then Knicks tears gonna be extra sweet this season.

  • NY's housing crisis is due to shitty NIMBY policies kneecapping its own growth. Embarrassment of a major country's city. No wonder you left.

  • RJ Barrett is has the talent ceiling of Tobias Harris with the ego of Julius Caesar.

  • Quickey is to Mega Bloks what Tyrese Maxey is to Legos.

  • Obi Toppin is about to ball out with a real point guard and not some Easter Island statue looking motherfucker.

  • Thibs looks like Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet.

Hope you're enjoying Philly!

[–] KangorKodos@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

-VANCOUVER IS NOT A BASKETBALL CITY AND THE GRIZZ HAVE LEFT IN 99.999% OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

Ok hold up, why would you even do this to us.

[–] Long_Chance3583@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

-THE KNICKS ARE RAN BY A LA BASED TALENT AGENCY

-YALL TOOK CAA CLIENT OBI OVER HALI THEN SHIPPED HIM AFTER HE RAN A TOTAL OF 44 ROLLS TO THE RIM

-RANDLE ONLY GETS AWARDS BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN NY

-RJ ONLY GETS RATED BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN NY

-YOUR ENTIRE FANDOM IS SO DESPERATE FOR SUCCESS YOU CELEBRATE EARLY SEASON WINS LIKE THEY ARE THE FINALS

-YALL GOT DAD DICKED BY A 6’ BALD POINT GUARD AND CANT GET OVER IT

-KNICKS FANS CLEARLY HAVE A HOMOEROTIC OBSESSION WITH TOM BRADY

[–] Burner_for_design@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The first draft for this comment was a pencil drawing of electrified kittens