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ARIZONA IS THE FLORIDA OF THE WEST UNITED STATES.

We may not have much going for us, but we have the best goddamn play-by-play guy in the league! ENJOY YOUR BORING COMMENTATORS!

WE'RE WINNING 30 GAMES MAX BUT WE WILL ALSO LEAD THE LEAGUE IN "Y'ALL ARE GOING TO BE SO SPOOKY IN 3 YEARS" COMMENTS.

WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE HOW GOOD SAN FRANCISCO'S REHAB SERVICES ARE AS CHRIS PAUL FIGHTS HIS ADDICTION TO BEING IN THE NBA FINALS, WHICH HE HAS BEAT FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. WARRIORS ARE HOPING FOR A RELAPSE.

IM A CELTICS FAN AND IM UPSET!!!!!

WE MIGHT BE INCREDIBLY MID AGAIN THIS YEAR BUT AT LEAST IT SEEMS LIKE THE VIBES ARE COMING BACK

An an official member of the “most delusional” fanbase in the NBA I am here to inform all of you that we are going 82-0 this year and sweeping every team to a ring.

WE HAVE WEMBY AND YOU DON'T, GET FUCKED

FUCK THE SUNS

My team sucks.

Except for Maxey, he can do no wrong.

WE DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY THIS YEAR

Heat fans, I know you're upset about missing out on Dame. But at least you'll get the experience of paying Bam supermax instead!

AT LEAST WE’RE NOT THE HORNETS

FUCK THE SUNS FUCK THE LAKERS FUCK THE WARRIORS FUCK THE JAZZ FUCK GREYSON ALLEN FUCK HEAT CULTURE

FUCK YOU OP! I HAVE YOU TAGGED AS "GOT POSTERIZED BY WOLVERINE"

OUR DIVISION IS A SLAUGHTERHOUSE

you count us out your team is dead

FUCK YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM & YOUR FAVOURITE PLAYER

Canada!? Really?

Canada???

The Suns are going to win it all this year. That necessarily means that all other teams won't.

NO MY TEAM SUCKS, TAKE YOUR GOOD TEAM AWAY FROM MY TRASH

yall look better faded

Fuck DWade

GET READY! THE RAPS BENCH IS GOING TO PLAY THIS YEAR!

How you state your team in your threads

Sorry rest of the league. Jon Horst has the blueprint on how to win titles: lose to the Heat in 5, Giannis leaving drama all off-season, trade for a star PG, Giannis inks extension, win title. All that is left is to trade for a dawg at the trade deadline and it's over

DAVIS IS GOING TO PLAY 50 GAMES AND DISAPPEAR IN ROUND 2

NUGGETS IN 4 EVERY ROUND

TINGIS PINGIS WILL NOT GET INJURED TINGIS PINGIS WILL NOT GET INJURED TINGIS PINGIS WILL NOT GET INJURED TINGIS PINGIS WILL NOT GET INJURED

The suns were unlikable and then added Grayson Allen

I'm just amused by all the Wolves and Rockets fans who think their teams will be good this year. They're adorable.

FUCK THE ROCKETS BECAUSE FUCK THE ASTROS!

IMAGINE NOT HAVING 2 PLAYERS IN THE TOP 75. COULDN'T BE US.

The Rockets are paying FVV a max just to be the 13th seed

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!