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[โ€“] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can't we just find a way to upgrade the earth animals instead?

We can have real furries that way

[โ€“] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Upgrade?

Have we even seriously tried opening dialogue with elephant or whale tribes?

I know we jacked off a bunch of dolphins we raised in captivity, but, like... Did we send anthropologists anf linguists?

[โ€“] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did we send anthropologists anf linguists?

Yes actually, we've been studying the language of whales and cetaceans for decades, the study you are referencing, which ended tragically, was part of that ongoing research.

We are closer than ever to unlocking whale language, and have identified several key areas that are hinting that they have actual grammar, such as connecting sounds between repeated "terms" but even with our best tech, we may never be able to hold a conversation with them, as we live in such vastly different worlds that we can assume that they have extremely different perceptions and may not have the foundational experiences necessary to share words and language.

Dude, we jack off about first contact math abd how we would talk to aliens. Seti was(is?) A thing.

If we cant talk to fuckers whose antique bones my grandmother decorated her room with, whose grandmother read by the light of the burning flesh of? We have no god damn right to be calling ourselves intelligent or civilized as a species.

[โ€“] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

And gave them LSD! Funded by NASA.

The Dolphin Who Loved Me.

[โ€“] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just because we could talk to a whale wouldn't make them a furry. They need to be anthropoidal to be a furry.

[โ€“] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I said upgrade.

Let's make their bodies more enjoyable for us to see. If we never meet aliens, let's make them.

[โ€“] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But that's not an upgrade, it would be a lateral mov. Maube there are whales or eleohsnts with the same weird kinks as us; we don't know: never asked.

[โ€“] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thars what im saying. Get the tech toove persons of any spevies ibto being weird kinky fucks.

[โ€“] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No like, getting fuck able furries would be an upgrade for our mental peace.

[โ€“] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh! Got it. At least for the furs. And i do support them having nice things. Plus we'd probably learn a fuck-ton thats useful in the rest of medicine from trying.

[โ€“] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I want another class of slave/sex trafficking victims, we have enough problems with manmade horrors creating hell on earth for sentient creatures, we don't need to make them sapient as well.

[โ€“] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah, let's do it.

Better to have practice right now than to commit the same mistakes when we meet aliens out there.

This planet is our cradle. Our place of learning. Our tutorial level.

[โ€“] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My so-called government just canceled nearly every space probe and scientific endeavor planned for the next decade, de-orbited two climate monitoring satellites for no reason other than performative politics, put a stop to windmill energy farms, effectively pardoned one of the worst sex traffickers in the world to avoid being found complicit, armed a genocide, and the supreme court is deciding on how legal it is to arrest someone for not being white.

I'mma say naw dog. The only way I could possibly condone uplifting any non-human creatures at this point is if they're designed to surpass us in every way and utterly overpower our species almost immediately so that we don't make it out into the stars. We are a scourge, a pox upon our world. I didn't even get into factory farming and what we're doing every day to animals for profit.

I say this as someone who grew up watching Star Trek and reading Sagan. The stars are not for us. We are the same horrible primates who smashed each others heads in with rocks for a million years before we discovered agriculture and money. Same creature, more complicated excuses to smash heads.

[โ€“] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok cancer cell. Go whine in your pathetic self esteem and let us humanity fuck yeah followers to bask in our glorious species.

The stars are ours for the taking and xenos should tremble. A safe galaxy is a human galaxy.

[โ€“] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Okay go play your games. Hopefully mommy and daddy figure out all the grown-up problems and keep affording your tendies.

[โ€“] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ok cancer cell. Go help eradicate humanity and see how it goes.

:)