If you don't already work in a trade, you'd likely have a bright future as a skilled blue collar worker. Your vocabulary would allow you to perform the deep magic.
Machinist
I lost my religion but I still thank jeebus for fat bottom girls in yoga pants.
I like to mention this when the subject comes up.
Late one night, slide under the truck with a 1/4" drill and a grease zerk fitting. Pop a hole in the muffler and screw in the fitting.
Using a grease gun, add the filling of your choice: silicone, tar roof patch, etc. Maybe add some canned tuna for fun.
Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.
I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.
It'll cut the gear oil off you.
"Chemical Irritant" - I'm guessing CS or tear gas. Scanned the article and didn't see it specified. Strange way to state things.
Note that use of CS and similar are banned under the Geneva Convention between armies. Used against civilians all the time by many governments.
That tasty gif never gets old.
Boom! Knocked the fuck out.
I mean, twenty gigs was more than anyone would ever be able to use.
Captain!
This sailor probably enjoyed your hospitality back in the day.
Thank you much!
I really like the interpretation of Cain and Abel having it's roots in the transition from Hunter Gatherer to Agraian society. Gobekli Tepe and all that.
Another couple of fun ones are Christmas trees being forbidden in Jeremiah and cannabasam (forget where in the OT). I assume your uname is in reference to that cannabis use. The manna as psychedelic mushrooms is also a cool idea.
I like Cain and Abel/hunter gatherer vs agrarian theory.
The whole sons of god are angels having hybrid giant babies with human women is just a lot of fun.








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