Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...until I got fired for taking a couple of days off.

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[–] limer@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the candy factory has better work conditions: I took a couple of dates too but they only pruned my time while eating

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Those are dried fruits, not candy.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There are many raisins why candy companies use dried fruit

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It's a big disconnect that you start talking about candy, but then only make fruit puns.