Your days were numbered to begin with
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So it was you who fucked with February!
Now you're leaping to conclusions.
meow meow :3
When I met my wife, her parents literally worked at a calendar factory.
This year, that factory closed down (not for missing days AFAIK, though).
I sent her this but I felt bad about it.
"I'm going to start calling you calendar. Because your days are numbered."
I think the candy factory has better work conditions: I took a couple of dates too but they only pruned my time while eating
Those are dried fruits, not candy.
There are many raisins why candy companies use dried fruit
It's a big disconnect that you start talking about candy, but then only make fruit puns.