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[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I personally don't care for RTD and Moffat's fixation on crude/lewd humour and doing all the stupid shipteases personally. So, mileage varies greatly on that.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Well, he had a granddaughter somehow.

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Could that be his daughter's daughter? In which case he wouldn't have had to have sex.

[–] hatorade@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How did he get a daughter then?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

That bit's a bit wibbly wobbly.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Technically one was cloned off him at some point. The actress who played her ended up marrying the Doctor though.

It was a cloning machine accident.

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